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"Dinosaurs!? Hand me my heels!"

"Dinosaurs!? Hand me my heels!" So a while ago the new Jurassic movie launched and aaaall the nerds dragged their girlfriends to the cinema. And the girlfriends enjoyed the movie way too much. Two reasons: 1. Chris Pratt. 2. A girl kicked a Dino's ass. In a gorgeously nude pair of Sam Edelman heels. And now the world stands divided: is she the coolest heroine since Princess Fiona, or is this just too ridiculous to be believable?  Ok, so look past all the extinct dinosaurs running around (cause that's totally believable) and let's look at the possibility of a girl out running a butch ex-navy Velociraptor tamer and a couple of dino's. First of all boys, have you ever tried...

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